With this motherfucking haircut. And my mother hasn’t noticed yet, plus fifty points! :D
The Star Trek Into Darkness Superbowl ad in case you missed it
The whole movie was a competition between blue eyes
Having seen it in IMAX and 3-D while in the front row, I spent enough time seeing their eyes really fucking huge that I think I’m qualified to judge, and Chris’ eyes are actually bluer.
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
you can’t repeat the past
can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.
Miley speaks for us all.
This paper will come to be known as the greatest example of irony throughout all of eternity.
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book